I looked arround me, but all that greet me was a pure pink space with me, myself and I.. Also known as "alone"..
(a/n : they always use white space so I made it pink for a change)
I was just eating when suddenly someone put a sun on my face..??
DAfuq just happened..?
Did some one kidnap me...??
Do they want to sell my organ..?
While I was thinking of different situations a loud voice spoke before me
[" HELLO YOUNG ONE, I CAME IN PEACE. YOU SEE, I KINDA ROLL YOUR NAME ON MY GATCHA OF DEATH DEVICE, SO YOU KINDA DIE. BUT DO NOT FRET BECAUSE FOR THE 4 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD YOU WERE THE LUCKY ONE TO DIE."]
"Dafuq ! You saying I should be honored by dying by your gacha roll.? Are you Nuts..!!! " I answered him in fury.
[" YES YOU SHOULD BE HONORED! BECAUSE YOU CAN START ANEW! I WILL GIVE YOU A PORTION OF MY [INFINITE GACHA ROLL] ...I WILL GIVE YOU 50 GACHA ROLL A MONTH TOTAL OF 600 GACHA ROLL A YEAR! YOU CAN ROLL SKILL, STATS, POTIONS AND ITEMS AND FAMILLIARS ALSO!! IS IT NOT AMAZING!!!"]
I looked at him in a deadpan -_-
"50 gacha roll a month ..?? amazing..?" I ask skepticaly
" THE ONLY THING AMAZING HERE IS YOUR SCAMMING. DAFUQ 50 ROLLS A MONTH!!! YOU HAVE INFINITE ROLLS AND YOU ONLY GIVE ME 50! EVEN IF YOU GIVE ME A MILLION OF ROLL YOU WILL STILL HAVE INFINITE ROLLS!!!! Fucking scammer of a God!!!"
Then suddenly the space went cold
I saw the being smiled. Albeit creepily at that. then shouted
[" DO YOU WANT A SECOND CHANCE FROM ME OR FROM ZELRETCH?!]
I pale at his sentence. 'I will gladly accept the 50 rolls than to be with that mad man...!'
My attitude turned 180 degrees that instant
I smiled sweetly at the being and said
" Offcourse I'm honored to accept the second chance..You know, you are so generous and merciful God.. thanks for the second chance..I accept your offer o merciful one" then I bow to him Like some beleiver ....
[" GOOD! THEN OFF YOU GO!!!"] and he opens a rift in space and throw me to it
" Wait a minute! I dont even know what world this portal is connected to!!"
And that was the last time I saw that Fucking scammer of a God.